Sam's definitions

Twitchin

meaning: really cool or rockin thanks to courtney for the word!also its another way of saying bitchin

"The Concert last night was so twitchin"

by Sam September 18, 2004

iHomer

iHomer is a user on neowin and msn. He talks like he is a hax0r and 1337. Also likes iPods.

iHomer™ says: GIMMIE YA PASSWORD111!!!1!!!1ONEONE
iHomer™ says: OMG IMMA SUE JOOEZ1111!!!!

by Sam April 26, 2005

chode burglar

Verb; The act of shoving an object in the general direction of a seated persons chode causing a painful sensation.

That fucking hurts you chode burglar.

by Sam April 23, 2005

RDF

Short for reality-distortion field. An expression used to describe the persuasive ability of managers like Steve Jobs (the term originated at Apple in the 1980s to describe his peculiar charisma). Those close to these managers become passionately committed to possibly insane projects, without regard to the practicality of their implementation or competitive forces in the marketpace.

Steve Jobs is extremely demanding of all those around him and has a very low tolerance for anything but excellence. Because he can be shockingly blunt in his dealings with others, he is often portrayed as abusive, but this is dead wrong. He simply demands/expects great things from everyone around him. I honestly believe he can't understand why anyone would want to waste their time doing anything less than great.

by Sam March 21, 2005

jorbs

Red Neck talk for Jobs, can be used in a sentence to form a derrogatory statement.

"They took our Jorbs"

by Sam January 30, 2005

Bush

A weapon of mass destruction

Whether he will be remembered as a good president or a liar, Bush is a WMD.

by Sam April 9, 2005

Heffalump

A heffalump is a creature mentioned in the Winnie the Pooh stories. Original books depict heffalumps as looking very much like elephants. Pooh and Piglet fear heffalumps, and in an attempt to cover their fears they attempt to bravely capture a heffalump in a trap. But no heffalumps are ever caught in their trap, and indeed no heffalump is ever met within the course of the books aside from those that appear in Pooh’s nightmares, wherein they are very fierce and are intent on stealing Pooh’s honey.

A heffalump has also become a term of abuse for a fat person and or oaf, similar to Jabba, as in Jabba The Hutt.

That heffalump simply can't play Jenga what what.

by Sam May 30, 2004