Poop's definitions
When you get done jacking off, and then you have to piss immediately afterward. A stinging pain inside the dick hole may result.
I screamed while taking a jizz-piss out the second story window, so my mom walked in and saw the Britney Spears nake nudes pics on the computer, and sent me to see a shrink.
by poop April 12, 2005
Get the jizz-pissmug. Futhman - An unfunny fat Arab dude on LiveJournal. Internet Personified.
He represents everything wrong with the Internet, he is bloated, unfunny, slow and lots of people think he's real cool.
Oh, but he's not.
He represents everything wrong with the Internet, he is bloated, unfunny, slow and lots of people think he's real cool.
Oh, but he's not.
Jameth: Futhman posted about how he's a fat Arab again. By the way, I'm really gay and have cats and like penises.
Futhman: SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT AS EPOPULAR AS I AM SHUT UP YOU FAG I WRITE FOR LJDRAMA.ORG AND HAVE OVER 200 LJ FRIENDS YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
Futhman: SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT AS EPOPULAR AS I AM SHUT UP YOU FAG I WRITE FOR LJDRAMA.ORG AND HAVE OVER 200 LJ FRIENDS YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
by poop August 31, 2004
Get the futhmanmug. The best human being in the entire world. All of the boys are obsessed with her and chase her everywhere. Caroline is very nice, hot, funny, beautiful, and overall amazing. You should learn to be more like her. She is the most popular kid who loves to strut down the halls in school. Old-or-young, you'll always love Caroline. She is absolute perfection.
by Poop December 18, 2014
Get the Carolinemug. 1.) An inexplainable yet incredibly strong feeling for someone...Most people use the word "love" to get into someone else's pants. Love is overused in today's world, people say they love someone because of the way they look or their body. That isn't love. Love is when you can't do anything without thinking about that person, you always want to be with them. It's not that you want to have sex with them, you just want to spend time with them and you just want to hold them and never let go. Love can be fooling, you can think you're in love and it can lead to the most horrible feeling in the world. Also you can wait so long for someone, loving them, and waiting for them to love you back, but they don't return it for a long time and you spend years thinking and thinking and it tears you up inside but when that person realizes that they love you back it's miraculous. Love is a very strong word, don't overuse it.
2.) A feeling that will not be returned to me...
2.) A feeling that will not be returned to me...
by poop April 22, 2003
Get the Lovemug.