Paul's definitions

Panda Bird

A rare mammal which can be seen wondering the streets of Studley. It is very tall and skinny and has yellow goofy teeth.

God, theres Panda Bird. Lets get the fuck out of here.

by Paul November 24, 2003

cupcake

the act of cupping one's hands around the anus sphincter when a fart is released; upon release the person transfers the cupcaked flatulence in his/her hand and puts it in someone's face.

Greg was getting ready to cupcake Pete.

by Paul March 23, 2004

Palm Salsa

The residue left on keyboards, computer mouse, and places in the office where hands rest during office practices.

I can't stand to use his mouse. He leaves serious Palm Salsa on everything.

by Paul August 23, 2004

ely

The feeling in the pit of the belly that something somewhere has gone badly wrong

I woke up this morning with an ELY

by Paul January 14, 2004

do not call list

the list most telemarketers call when they are bored

telemarketer 1: dood, i'm fucking bored

telemarketer 2: me too...oh i know, lets call that 'do not call list' and fuck w/ the idiots on it!

by paul December 28, 2003

homosofagasorus

The ONLY gay dinosaur

OH NO! HERE COMES HOMOSOFAGASORUS! HEAD FOR THE HILLS! ZEE COCK IS IN TOWN!!!!

by Paul September 8, 2005

vege

it has to do with all things vege-like, the epitome of all things vege.
the name for someone who shows pure ownage

Mildew: Vege you pwn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
vege:yeah vege i know
cheddar: jes...

by paul April 1, 2004