Paul's definitions

peach ass

peachass-peech-assn an area of the buttocks neer the anal orefest that is oddly covered in small hairs, that resemble peach fuzz

your gay boyfriend has a peach ass

by paul December 4, 2003

corn on the cob

after anal sexual desires are forfilled, you take the penis out, if there is reminances of corn, you make the oral hostess eat the corn, thus inducing vomit and emotional scaring

i made that ho give me a corn on the cob

by paul December 3, 2003

jail meat

a flimbsy male, generally in a federal prison who regurally has his anus intruded upon, thus his ass hole being extremely loose, constantly shitting, and, his rectum always pulsates.

that jail meat is mine in a half-our after jerome gets done with him

by paul December 3, 2003

clagnut

A short, sexy, badger like girl, answering to the name of Claire.

Come here claggers.

by Paul December 2, 2003

Dogchunk

Large nasal orifices, characterised by both their size and resemblance to large unevenly cut chucks of dog meat.

Gadzooks, look at the dogchunks on THAT.

by Paul December 2, 2003

Thankyaaaah

Loud high pitched term of appreciation, ranging from the humble thankyaaah to the truly excruciating thankyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, first attributes to Patrick Trueman (if you don't know, consider yourself lucky), although this is a tenuous link at best.

(me): Here, have an earwig....

(you): Thankyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, cough, splutter

(me): here, have an earwig....

(you): Thankyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, cough, splutter

by Paul December 2, 2003

bageled

drunk, inebriated, intoxiacated, shit-faced, out of your gord

the girl with the paul wellersdick got bageled at the party last night.

by paul November 27, 2003