Paul's definitions

shaggin

shaggin as in to be shagged!

i was out saggin last night. or she was a great shag.

by Paul December 21, 2003

ghetto engineering tactics

Blatantly disregarding all formal education and training in the hopes of somehow magically "getting it right" while clearly failing to define what "right" is before embarking on said design.

Andy utilized ghetto engineering tactics in his project ... and not surprisingly he failed.

by Paul December 22, 2003

history

A tale made up to explain to the wife why you came home drunk

You won't believe what happend to me on the way home dear........

by Paul December 25, 2003

motspur

The wheel on a shopping cart that looks totally normal.....but when the trolley is loaded makes the whole thing uncontrollable.

Look that cart is motspurred

by Paul December 25, 2003

scronky

something that hits the window after a violent sneeze

An example atchoo......splat

by Paul December 25, 2003

democracy

Apolitical system that only rich people can afford

IBM is very democratic

by Paul December 25, 2003

windjammer

Extremly large turd that causes huge amounts of pain when being passed.

arrrrrrrrghhhhh is normally the expression that goes with windjammer

by paul December 25, 2003