Paul's definitions

hedgebreader

Someone who tears a little hole in a piece of bread and proceeds to have intercourse with said hole.

Justin is a big hedgebreader when it comes to whole wheat

by Paul April 12, 2004

typearbys

Oven Mitt ownage all day/ everyday

It is what it is

by Paul April 13, 2004

Heatherest

A non-slutty girl named Heather.

Heather McNally is the Heatherest!

by Paul April 16, 2004

gf

For geeks, shorthand for GeForce, in reference to the NVIDIA GeForce line of video cards

I just got a new gf

by Paul April 18, 2004

gotchie

Underwear, stemming from the DP's of eastern European descent.

In his drunken stupor, he lost control of his bowels and dropped a tar biscuit in his gotchie.

by Paul April 19, 2004

tar biscuit

Turd, feces, crap, shit, log, load, poop.

Having long been constipated, he finally broke loose and clogged my toilet up with an enormous tar biscuit.

by Paul April 19, 2004

scrabby

Regional (in UK) variant of scrappy, as in scruffy, patchy, shabby, of poor quality generally.

This pavement's a bit scrabby

by Paul April 19, 2004