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Simoned

to get totally plasteredor drunk but not paraletic
i got really simoned last night i cant remember it at all!
by Paul February 8, 2004
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mallet

when someone is acting like a complete tool
look at that idiot he is acting a right mallet
by Paul October 21, 2004
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john madden

A fat fuck who is talks incoherantly about football because he is busy stuffing his face with a 8 legged mutant turkey. Looks like a manatee.
boy look at john madden stuff his face
by Paul February 2, 2005
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big head

an unusually large head in proportion to one's body - so much so that it bounces around
she's got a head like the taco bell dog
by paul March 11, 2004
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Dogchunk

Large nasal orifices, characterised by both their size and resemblance to large unevenly cut chucks of dog meat.
Gadzooks, look at the dogchunks on THAT.
by Paul December 2, 2003
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moer

moer - Afrikaans for beat up
Big Dutchman says : Are you looking at my chick!

Small engelsman : No! never

Big Dutchman says: I will moer you!
by Paul February 6, 2005
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ravine

colloq. homosexual. (gay abandon). —n. colloq. (esp. male) homosexual. gayness
You're so ravine
by Paul April 2, 2003
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