Paul's definitions

Simoned

to get totally plasteredor drunk but not paraletic

i got really simoned last night i cant remember it at all!

by Paul February 8, 2004

mallet

when someone is acting like a complete tool

look at that idiot he is acting a right mallet

by Paul October 21, 2004

john madden

A fat fuck who is talks incoherantly about football because he is busy stuffing his face with a 8 legged mutant turkey. Looks like a manatee.

boy look at john madden stuff his face

by Paul February 2, 2005

big head

an unusually large head in proportion to one's body - so much so that it bounces around

she's got a head like the taco bell dog

by paul March 11, 2004

Dogchunk

Large nasal orifices, characterised by both their size and resemblance to large unevenly cut chucks of dog meat.

Gadzooks, look at the dogchunks on THAT.

by Paul December 2, 2003

moer

moer - Afrikaans for beat up

Big Dutchman says : Are you looking at my chick!

Small engelsman : No! never

Big Dutchman says: I will moer you!

by Paul February 6, 2005

ravine

colloq. homosexual. (gay abandon). —n. colloq. (esp. male) homosexual. gayness

You're so ravine

by Paul April 2, 2003