Paul's definitions

petrol

Fuel used in conventional internal combustion engines. In North America, this is known as gas. Cf. Diesel, kerosene.

Where's the nearest petrol station?

by Paul March 25, 2004

hartlepool united

amazing team best in the world

hartlepool united are amazing and sunderland are shi*

by paul May 21, 2004

penis wars

Penis wars. When real men cum out and women shrivell.

sam failed at penis wars thats why he didnt the woman

by Paul May 7, 2005

feen

vain, but rightly so.
taken from the style of feenikz the nixus irc oper who is really z0mp

"Damn he is so sexy."
"yeah but also quite feen"

by Paul August 12, 2004

Moron

Another word for George W Bush. Someone who lacks one shred of intellectual curiosity. Someone who uses the word 'misunderestimated'

Bush took first place at the world moron championships this year.

by Paul August 22, 2003

res rockets

Cigarettes from an Indian Reservation.

These cigarettes are made from tobacco grown by Native Americans / First Nations and sold in bags of 200 for well below the price of commercial brands.

Also spelled "rez rockets".

Screw paying $45 a carton for smokes, I'm gonna buy a bag of Res Rockets for $20.

by Paul June 12, 2005

true champion

he who is the true champion... only the true champion knows who is the true champion. Only candidates for true championship may compete for the true championship..

i.e. You are not the true champion because if you were you would not be looking up the definition.

Ian is not the true champion. Neither is Tim....

by Paul December 30, 2004