Bartman

An Innocent act that seems to result in an unfortunate turn of events.

A joke that seems messes up a bowlers perfect game could be a Bartman. A Penalty that seems to be the turning point in the Stanley Cup finals could be a Bartman.

by paul March 10, 2004

El Guappo

A filthy Mexican mobster wannabe. Generally found at clubs.

Look at El-Guappo there hitting on that chick

by Paul May 07, 2004

Londoner

Someone who lives in London.

by Paul August 17, 2003

wintard

One who uses Microsoft Windows and or any Microsoft products.

wintard(ation) - A disease, deadly.

wintard(ed) - Like Windows users, this term refers to someone who is generally retarded.

You are wintarded.
You're such a wintard.
Let's get wintarded.

by Paul December 01, 2004

dogger

A lazy, unproductive person who is often found fucking the dog or doggin' it

"Get off the couch and help ya dogger"

by Paul May 25, 2005

rire

meaning "to laugh" in french, this word may be used instead of "LOL".

*woman falls down flight of stairs*

Rire! I can't believe that just happened.

by Paul October 09, 2003

Tucan

A tucan is a mythological bird that is best friends with unicorns and high hippies. Tucan Sam is the most well known tucan known in existance today.

I think there is a tucan on the freeway!

by Paul February 27, 2005