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analyze

the optic organs deep within the anal cavity, which allow you to perform your own personal colonoscopy.
he used his analyze instead of a shaving mirror to see for himself what a flaming fart looks like.
by Paul July 27, 2004
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Crackberry

Nickname for the popular RIM communication device named Blackberry. The device, which is a phone, PDA, and e-mail appliance has gained outrageous popularity. Users/owners are typically addicted to checking e-mail and swapping short messages on the device. It appears as though they are addicted as a crackhead is to the pipe.
Look at him. Like he's a pimp/playuh all hooked-up on his crackberry.
by Paul August 23, 2004
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Grauniad

In the UK, there is a left-wing newspaper called The Guardian which is famed for it's abundance of typos and spelling mistakes which make it through the editing process. One time, they printed their own name as "The Grauniad" and since then it has stuck as an affectionate nickname.
John likes to read The Grauniad.
by Paul April 26, 2004
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muck the barn

He mucked my barn for 45 minutes last night.
Dude I was totally mucking her barn.
by Paul February 16, 2005
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Can

1) The rear end of a human being, typically female, but sometimes male as well. see ass

2) When used in association with "it" can means to shut up, or to stop talking.

3) A typically round, metal container, that may carry a beverage or other fluids or solids.

4) A word that has since become rarely used, meaning toilet.

5) An object in the backyard children's game kick the can

6) International short form for Canada. Used only in upper case letters: CAN
1) Look at the can on that hoe!

2) Can it, bitch.

3) Yo G, hook me up with a can of coke

4) I'll be right back. I gotta go to the can.

5) Kenny kicked the can. You're all free to go.

6) While watching an international hockey game, the score might say CAN - 5, SWE - 2
by Paul September 25, 2004
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fuckmong

idiot, witless. normally the person in question is drunk/stoned
look at the mess youve made of your pants-you fuckmong!
by paul May 13, 2004
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juiced

A Car with hydraulics.
Looked at that huiced impala on 3-wheels.
by Paul September 24, 2003
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