Paul's definitions

wapang

The word spoken when a person is pimp slapping someone.

"Jerome walked up to Michael and yelled "WaPaNg", while he pimp slapped him."

by Paul September 21, 2004

colon blow

exploding your bowels into the porcelain at about the speed of sound so that the contents of the bowl splash back up before you can slam your ass shut

grant has one of these every morning cause there is shit from ass to crack all over the toilet door

by paul September 20, 2004

backsideous

Resembling arse to the latter. This word was born by me spending too much time working for a large corporate company where buzzwords nobody dared to question the meaning of (for fear of looking stupid) were in great abundance.

"That was a backsideous statement" - i.e. "You talk crap".

"Backsideously entertaining" - Not in the slightest bit interesting.

by Paul September 10, 2004

white sox

Team on the less desirable southern side of chicago.

If you're a downright lowlife you're a sox fan.

If you're a respectable citizen, you're a cubs fan

by Paul September 9, 2004

51st State

Countries that are largeley dependant on the United Stated for one reason or another such as trade, aid money or military support

Israel, Mexico, Canada

by Paul September 8, 2004

Pepsi Blue

A vile concoction brought to life by Pepsi in 2002 in response it Coca-Cola's Vanilla Coke.

The flavor has often been compared to a carbonated blue popsicle or a liquid lolipop. It was not the least beet refreshing, and was sickly sweet. Very few people liked it.

Bar none, the worst product ever released by Pepsi.

*sip* What the hell is this? This tastes awful. *throws in garbage*

by Paul September 8, 2004

Chink Weed

Marijuana that comes from a large scale commercial grow. Generally of average to low quality.

Term came about due to many ofthese commercial grows being run by Asians

I have some bomb stuff, but I have some Chink Weed too for much cheaper.

by Paul September 8, 2004