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A citizen empowered by the law to keep the Queen's peace.
To protect and serve those who are in need and to bring to justice those scrotes and undesirables who think its big and hard to break the law.
To protect and serve those who are in need and to bring to justice those scrotes and undesirables who think its big and hard to break the law.
Scrote assaults an old age pensioner in order to steal the contents of her purse. A grand total of £12.46.
The pensioner is admitted to hospital with serious head injuries as the scrote used a lump of wood to beat her about the head. She later dies of her injuries and it is now a murder inquiry. These sickening thugs will get brought to justice. But what is left for the frail old lady who is now dead, and what do her family go through?
Scrotes need to be caught - and will be caught. They will be caught by Police officers - some of them Special Constables!!!!
The pensioner is admitted to hospital with serious head injuries as the scrote used a lump of wood to beat her about the head. She later dies of her injuries and it is now a murder inquiry. These sickening thugs will get brought to justice. But what is left for the frail old lady who is now dead, and what do her family go through?
Scrotes need to be caught - and will be caught. They will be caught by Police officers - some of them Special Constables!!!!
by Paul November 29, 2004
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What I'm going through right now with so many responsibilities. Seriously, somebody shoot me before I do it myself. Life sucks.
Wow, our lives rock! Paul's life sure seems like pure Hell because of all of the crap he has to take care of all the time!
by Paul November 18, 2004
Get the Hell mug.A name that gets called out at a graduation ceromony beacause the school's too fucking dumb to pronounce Paul Samsonov.
"GRAVEL SAMSONFROF!!...GRAVEL SAMSONOFROF!! Is there a Gravel Samsonofrof here?!! Please come up to recieve your deploma for the the Centennial High School completion.
by Paul November 15, 2004
Get the Gravel Samsonfrof mug.A Ruski who thinks he's black who shops at Gen-X and gets made fun of, that tries to use people for their stuff, and you only see him when he needs to get high, who's nick name is, ironically Gravel Samsonofrof. By the way has a 5:00 pm curfew at the age of 17.
Look at that russain!! He thinks he's a rigger!!
by Paul November 15, 2004
Get the Rigger mug.A slang term used for people hardcore obsessed with nvidia cards even though they use an antiquedated archtexture. Similar to intel and microsoft. The real choice for a good card is OBVIOUSLY ATI for two reasons: they're generally ahead in the speed race, and even when nvidia is ahead in the speed race, ATI cards handle heating a LOT better (just over clock.)
The only defense the Nvidiot has that I credit is that nvidia has done a lot for the linux gaming world, and god bless them for that, and that alone.
The only defense the Nvidiot has that I credit is that nvidia has done a lot for the linux gaming world, and god bless them for that, and that alone.
by paul November 1, 2004
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