Paul's definitions

donkey fluffer

One who gives the donkey fellatio for the main show.

Dr Bob Woods is a donkey fluffer.

by paul April 3, 2005

SCOUSER

Person from Liverpool. Scousers are generally welcoming, fun loving, hardworking and a talented breed of people. Over the years there has been a wealth of talent come out of Liverpool and that flame still burns bright today. Let me also mention that Liverpool will now be the Capital of Culture 2008, and with the funding from Europe, it can only make Liverpool even better. As for the people who like to use old boring stereotypes made popular in the 1980's, I really would like you to come and see for yourself. Either that or check the crime and unemployment stats, Liverpool has higher EMPLOYMENT rates and LOWER crime rates than the likes of Manchester and areas of London.

"Today I met a Scouser, it changed my mind about the stupid stereotyping by idiot comedians such as Bernard Manning"

by Paul April 4, 2005

snow white

cocaine, a popular drug

"my girl is snow white
in the form of a rock"

by paul April 4, 2005

Wookie

Here is the real definition of a wookie. It's when a chick is sucking you up, you bust in her mouth then say bitch do the wookie, and she gargles your cum and makes the sound of chewbacca.

Damn, that bitch can wookie like no other

by Paul April 5, 2005

basura

Spanish word for garbage.

?Donde esta la basura?

Where is the garbage?

by paul April 6, 2005

samophlange

Technical sounding word made up to confuse the nubs.

Dan: My GPS isnt working!
Paul: I suggest adjusting the samophlange, I hear if they get out of kilter it will cause the unit to stop working

by Paul April 6, 2005

weyup

reaction upon seeing a desirable female

weyup look at the hooters on that!

by paul April 7, 2005