Paul's definitions

crank hair

Pubic hair that is located on the shaft of the penis.

Dude, I got my crank hair stuck in my zipper.

by Paul June 20, 2006

soldier

A member of the ARMY.

Marines, sailors, and airmen, are NOT soldiers.

by Paul June 19, 2006

devil dog

A term given to Marines by the Germans in WWI at the Battle of Beleau Wood in France. During the battle, the Marines charged into the German trenches through mustard gas (which made their eyes red), and faught with such ferocity that the dying Germans called them devil dogs. The term is still used today between Marines as a motivational nickname.

"Semper Fi, devil dog!"

"Hey there devil dog, you keep shooting like that and there won't be any enemy for the rest of us."

by Paul June 19, 2006

asexy

An adjective used to describe an asexual person showing intelligence, confidence, style, physical attractiveness, charming personality, baking skills, or any other combination of sufficiently positive and unique characteristics.

DJ is one asexy amoeba. I hear he can bake a three-layer cake in thirty minutes flat.

by Paul June 19, 2006

swart

woman with a large flabby ass; fat chick. Derived from observation of a woman fitting above description. The word "Sweetheart" was written across the ass of her pants. Only "Swart" was visible; the rest of the word was sucked up inside her ass crack.

Did you see that swart get into her car? It tilted a foot to the left!

by Paul June 18, 2006

tactile

When perceiving the distances of objects located in nearby space, one depends on tactile (touch) sense. Tactile experience is usually considered in tandem with kinesthetic experience (sensations of muscle movements and of movements of the sense-organ surfaces).

The object was identified through the use of their hands tactile sense.

by Paul June 18, 2006

vanilla ninja

Estonia's answer to the Spice Girls. They're a rock band, not a girly pop group. Honest.

That Spice Girls curry was hot! I'll have some refreshing Vanilla Ninja ice cream.

by Paul June 18, 2006