Paul's definitions

donkey fluffer

One who gives the donkey fellatio for the main show.

Dr Bob Woods is a donkey fluffer.

by paul April 3, 2005

classic cheese

Old dance music that is very good, yet very cheesy

"The Rain" by Samira is a fine piece of clssic cheese.

by Paul January 2, 2004

gash

something that is crap

That polar-necked knitted pink sweater is gash

by Paul December 4, 2003

best effort

Giving all that you can in a given situation, but always failing to meet some one else's standards

Try as I may, my best effort was not good enough for my girl friend, so she left me, stupid cunt

by Paul June 6, 2004

Lock Out

What owners do to players to screw over the fans

If players don't do what the owners want, there will be an NHL Lock Out soon

by Paul March 15, 2004

ROIN?

well, it means...

RRRRROOOOOOIIIINNNN!!!!!!

P) hello
M)RRROOOOIIINNN?????

by paul November 17, 2003

slop jockey

The person (dirty nail, snot hanging out of nose) who serves in a slop shop or fast food franchise

Look at that dirty bastard, what a slop jockey

by paul February 26, 2005