Nick's definitions

fruit seed

The semen of a gay person

That gay guy sprayed his fruit seed all over your dads face

by nick February 4, 2004

cabbage patch

Dance move that white guys tried to have catch on to confuse women into thinking that white guys have rhythm. Successfully performed when both your shoulders and fists (which are placed together in a manner that looks like you just connected both ends of an extension cord) move in time with each other in a fluid, circular motion. All the rage in the late 80's and early 90's.

"Jeremiah did the cabbage patch at a youth group mixer, and all the white girls flocked to him because he tricked them into thinking that he had rhythm. He's really a poser."

by Nick February 4, 2004

Shopping Cart

Dance technique adopted by most white, male teenagers that requires very little rhythm and coordination, but still comes off as looking funny and novel enough not to immediately take them out of contention with the better looking women at a club or a party. The shopping cart is peformed by placing one arm out in front of you, as if guiding an imaginary "cart," while with the other you branch out and clench a fist to any random area above your waist, as if "taking groceries of the shelf." In most cases, men who utilize the shopping cart can get a laugh, but those who use it generally are not the ones scoring with the chicks later. Has been a cornerstone of the white male teenager's limited dance repetoire for almost a decade.

"Ethan, afraid of losing Emily to the latino boy break dancing over on the opposite end of the gymnasium, acted quickly and busted out the shopping cart, which made Emily laugh. He quickly poured her some punch, complimented her on her eyes, and persuaded her to go out and get some fresh air. Without the shopping cart, he'd have to subject himself to talking with a butterface like Brenda."

by Nick February 4, 2004

water sprinkler

The patriarch of all the lame, white male teenager dance moves that are commonly seen today in clubs and parties. Rumored to have been invented by some Irish guy named Cormac in the mid 1980's at a frat house in Boston, Massachusetts. To perform the move successfully, bend one arm at the elbow and place your hand/fist on the very back of your head. Hold the opposite arm straight out to the side. Leaning back slightly, bring the elbow of your bent arm rapidly to and from the tip of your nose, while simultaneous moving the outstretched towards the front of your body in equal increments the coincide with the flapping of the opposite arm. Do this until the outstretched arm cannot go across your body any further, then return to the original position and repeat as many times as needed to totally turn off a member of the oposite sex. If performed correctly, however, can look remarkably similar to a real like water sprinkler.

"Ian, thinking that just shuffling his feet was going to make him look like an idiot on the dance floor, pulled out all the stops and gambled with a water sprinkler to make the ladies notice him. Consequently, two minutes later, Rasheed is bumping and grinding with a bevy of white girls to pick and choose from, while Ian is outside hailing a cab, cursing the day he was born."

by Nick February 4, 2004

ointment

what you get from the doc when ya foot long itches afta nailing a dirty whore

Greg:Dude my foot long itches sooooo bad
Me:Better go see the doc and get some ointment

by Nick February 5, 2004

Paste the squirrel

to throw a used, filled up condom at a squirrel.

We pasted that squirrel to get rid of the evidence when the toilet clogged up.

by Nick February 7, 2004

smounter

not smelter its smounter

I put my book on the smounter.. Not the smelter

by Nick February 9, 2004