school shopping

a more pleasant sounding term for masturbation

I really need to go school shopping after school.

by Nick August 31, 2004

garoger

when you take a dump and it touches the water in nthe toilet before you let it go

i did the biggest garoger just then

by nick March 05, 2004

positive

a positive person is one who has confirmed by way of a blood test that they have been infected with the hiv virus; the very virus that causes AIDS.

I was at a casino and this chick wanted to bang me. She said, "Hey, we can do it, but I am positive, are ayou?" She also referrenced that she liked it up the back.

I didn't know what she meant by positive so I declined. Fortunatley I did not bang her in the ass as she would have infected me with the virus that causes AIDS.

by nick April 23, 2005

shootyouinthefuckinface

A simple word best used for bank robberies.

Hey! how do you spell shootyouinthefuckin face?

by Nick May 07, 2005

napolean dynomite

the worst movie ever made. ever.

gosh, so many kids try to sound like flippin napolean dynamite that it ruined the movie for me.

by nick May 13, 2005

flunkle dunk

Can be used instead of fuck

Shut the flunkle dunk up

by Nick November 07, 2003

doodlation

proper-sounding form of doodle

I will put the doodlation I created on the New York Times cover photo into my art journal.

by Nick January 20, 2004