Nick's definitions

Dirt

Shitty Brown Throut hirttin, head-ach giving piece of shit weed!

I only smoke Northern California Green weed. Fuck dat bullshit dirt!

by nick November 26, 2003

positive

a positive person is one who has confirmed by way of a blood test that they have been infected with the hiv virus; the very virus that causes AIDS.

I was at a casino and this chick wanted to bang me. She said, "Hey, we can do it, but I am positive, are ayou?" She also referrenced that she liked it up the back.

I didn't know what she meant by positive so I declined. Fortunatley I did not bang her in the ass as she would have infected me with the virus that causes AIDS.

by nick April 23, 2005

shootyouinthefuckinface

A simple word best used for bank robberies.

Hey! how do you spell shootyouinthefuckin face?

by Nick May 7, 2005

Trips

This is what 30 inch or larger wheels will be called when they are inevitably made available for passenger vehicles. The word comes from Tripple (i.e. 3 for 30) just as the word Dubs comes from Double (i.e. 2 for 20).

You got yo Dubs on yo Escalade, but I got Trips on my H2.

by Nick December 6, 2004

magus

The mage who led the Mystics in the war against the humans in the year 600 AD. (Chrono Trigger)

As specified above, there is no "n" in Magus. It isn't prefixed by "the", it's improper grammar. It's just "Magus".

Oh, great Magus, why didn't you just exterminate the human race 400 years ago?
- Medina Villager in CT.

by Nick July 7, 2003

anal orbit

The distance from one's asshole an object must be to be held in an orbital path due to gravatational attraction.

Christie had a 783,278,097.83 meter anal orbit, relative to John's asshole.

by Nick March 28, 2004

Sinfection

A badass metal band from Moreno Valley, California. With drummer Alex Middleton, guitarist AlexSerna, guitarist Jeremy ??????(The Death Metal god), and singer Kevin Rivers.

Self-Induce, Sinfection is badass!

by Nick December 13, 2004