Nick's definitions

Yonkye

roasting a girl, usually of russian origin, to the point of collapse

im gettin me some YONKYE

by nick December 10, 2003

Schlager

Fucking idiot who gets a cab 1 block from his destination. Also known as a cock blocker.

I would have hooked up with Miss Iowa except my buddy pulled a Schlager!

by Nick January 14, 2004

fucl

fucl (pron. fuckle)

A typo of the often used fuck, most likely to be said when angry, or frustrated. Common use may be heard verbally if the subject is prone to typing fucl.

Typing - "*spawncamped repeatedly* god damnit shit fucl n3wblets!"

Verbal - "*girlfriend calls* I wanna break up!" "Well fucl."

by Nick February 14, 2005

Cav

Brittish Slang for a Vauxhall Cavalier

No way can your Cav keep up with my Cossie.

by Nick December 6, 2004

foxcrement

Foxcrement. n. 1: Television programming devoid of quality or any redeeming value, usually pandering to the lowest common denominator, and usually originating from, but not limited to, the Fox Television Network.

e.g. The Swan

Did you hear about that chunk of foxcrement, "Dude, Seriously, I'm Gay"? Two contestants had to convince their friends, family, and the GLBT community that they were gay. You know a show is bad when even Fox won't air it.

by Nick May 27, 2004

sour milk

Also known as "white boy smell". Sometimes referred to as "Spoiled Milk Smell". Certain white boys (and white girls) have this distinct smell of sour milk to them. No amount of deoderant cant stop the smell. You can usually tell when a white boy will have that smell from the way they look. They are usually blonde, blue eyed, and have pale skin... but any white person can have this smell. Once you know what smell to look for you will notice this smell on most white people. Some white people dont shower but once every 2-3 days so the smell is usually a result of that. Just like black people have a distinct odor, so do certain white people.

Some examples of who likely has that sour milk smell:

Nick Carter
Kirsten Dunst
Britney Spears
Jenny McCarthy
Pam Anderson
Rick Shroeder
Brad Pitt

and many others...

Damn, that white boy needs to take a shower. Smells like Sour Milk! Like someone just opened up a 5 year old expired milk carton.

by Nick December 28, 2005

Bad Religion

One of the best punk bands still around today. Definatly 1 of my favourite political punk bands, both musicaly and in terms of lyrical truth and thoughtfulness. Normaly each song has a powerful moral/politcal message.

E.g When all soliders lay their weapons down, or when all kings and all queens relinquish their crowns, or when the only true messiah rescues us from ourselves, then it's easy to imagine there will be sorrow no more.

Songs: Sorrow, 21 Century Digital Boy, I Want to conquer the world

by Nick August 15, 2003