Nick's definitions

santa

A communist.

Karl Marx, Lennin, and Poppa Smurf all had beards. 2/3 Are communists. Santa has a beard <i> and </i> dresses in red. He must be a commie.

by Nick January 4, 2004

a douche hound

A guy who will have sex with the most disgusting girl in the room (the girl most likely is so dirty she needs a good douching)

"Man look at mike hes such a douche hound" ..disgusting

by Nick February 19, 2004

love nest

A hairy pussy so hairy it looks like a nest .

Holy shit she had a nest down there i thought something was gonna pop out !!

by Nick February 19, 2004

Melancholy Winkler

Tiny shriveled penis. The name of uprising local band coming out of the bay area.

Man, you gotta dick like a Melancholy Winkler!

by nick April 24, 2004

gonculator

mystical device in automobiles which processes goncules for the gonculatory process; an inherently important component of the internal combustion engine. The gonculator is a fairly inexpensive part and is labor intensive and costly to install.

Don't worry mam, we can replace that failed gonculator for you. It may take a couple of days and cost about 476 dollars but we will have it running in no time.

by nick April 9, 2005

orgy

A large group of people screwing together

I went to an orgy last night. I had soooo much sex.

by nick January 14, 2003

violet halo

An awesome death metal band that isn't well known, Finnnish.

FUCK Violet Halo IS HOT SEX IN A CAN

by Nick February 29, 2004