Nick's definitions

fucl

fucl (pron. fuckle)

A typo of the often used fuck, most likely to be said when angry, or frustrated. Common use may be heard verbally if the subject is prone to typing fucl.

Typing - "*spawncamped repeatedly* god damnit shit fucl n3wblets!"

Verbal - "*girlfriend calls* I wanna break up!" "Well fucl."

by Nick February 14, 2005

tobacco road

Refers to the state of North Carolina which is the best college basketball state of all time and has powerhouses of Duke, UNC, NC State and Wake Forest

Ain't no team better than teams on Tobacco Road

by Nick April 3, 2005

water sprinkler

The patriarch of all the lame, white male teenager dance moves that are commonly seen today in clubs and parties. Rumored to have been invented by some Irish guy named Cormac in the mid 1980's at a frat house in Boston, Massachusetts. To perform the move successfully, bend one arm at the elbow and place your hand/fist on the very back of your head. Hold the opposite arm straight out to the side. Leaning back slightly, bring the elbow of your bent arm rapidly to and from the tip of your nose, while simultaneous moving the outstretched towards the front of your body in equal increments the coincide with the flapping of the opposite arm. Do this until the outstretched arm cannot go across your body any further, then return to the original position and repeat as many times as needed to totally turn off a member of the oposite sex. If performed correctly, however, can look remarkably similar to a real like water sprinkler.

"Ian, thinking that just shuffling his feet was going to make him look like an idiot on the dance floor, pulled out all the stops and gambled with a water sprinkler to make the ladies notice him. Consequently, two minutes later, Rasheed is bumping and grinding with a bevy of white girls to pick and choose from, while Ian is outside hailing a cab, cursing the day he was born."

by Nick February 4, 2004

rediculous

The alternate spelling of ridiculous that is accepted world-wide except by Danielle.

Danielle: i knew you were gonna pull something ridiculous.
Nick: that wasn't that rediculous
Danielle: um.. i don't think so.

by Nick March 6, 2005

tibia

a lame copy of diablo made by a bunch of loser university students who happened to meet by chance. this game is the shit of shit on the net, yet assholes pay to play. gay graphics gay gameplay gay rules and played by gay ppl.(usually 8yo dumfucks who ned to grow some balls but sadly neva will. on the odd occasion u find a 16 or 17yo dumfuck with no life at all, and like the 8yo has no balls.)

gunbound is refered to aznbound
tibia should b refered to as southamericanfucktardgame or
europeanfucktardgame

once lamers play this game they never stop. once lamers play this game for more than 7 days they realise, "woah this game is so fucking gay that i can play it for the rest of my fucking life and ill neva need friends,parents,a wife/husband,a girlfriend/boyfriend,human interaction again in my life."

normal non-tibia playin person:u r soo fucking gay u waste ur life on such a load of shit.
tibia asshole: im gonna pk yo ass dont say that agen ur ill tell my mummy and she will smak u
normal non-tibia playing person:ahahahaha
tibia asshole:cry cry cry

by nick July 22, 2004

yggdrasill

Smut Monkey. Can't keep themselves out of the gutter.

I was really looking forward to my dinner before that yggdrasill opened their gob

by Nick March 1, 2005

potted meat

A canned meat made from ground rats that ate the bologna off of the floor.

The the cat wouldn't eat the potted meat.

by Nick December 4, 2004