Nick's definitions

masturbation

The act of sexualy pleasing oneself, usually to orgasm.

Masturbation is the best exercise I get all day!

by Nick November 10, 2002

cherry picker

1. A fruit farmer

2. Someone who picks the "cherries" of young girls i.e. frees them from their virginity

1. This year's crops were bad, so the cherry picker applied for a farming subsidy.

2. Billy-bob was the town cherry picker. No girl was safe. He thought he was entitled to a farming subsidy too.

by Nick October 17, 2003

Cotoured

Completely and totally dominated. Getting your ass spanked in a fight...literally. Like what happened to Tito by Randy Cotour in UFC.

Wes did you hear about B Nix?

Ya, I heard he got Cotoured by Nick when he was running his mouth!

by Nick November 18, 2003

tobacco road

Refers to the state of North Carolina which is the best college basketball state of all time and has powerhouses of Duke, UNC, NC State and Wake Forest

Ain't no team better than teams on Tobacco Road

by Nick April 3, 2005

ibg

Used as an insultive discomforting when someone is after sympathy

Mark: My wife just left me and I don't know what to do mate (cries)
Simon: IBG
Mark: F--K OFF

by Nick March 10, 2004

yarg

a word meant to express utter dissatisfaction, some stress, and a little frazzle

"my car ran outta gas so now i have to walk all the way to 7-11, yarg"

by nick October 24, 2004

tibia

a lame copy of diablo made by a bunch of loser university students who happened to meet by chance. this game is the shit of shit on the net, yet assholes pay to play. gay graphics gay gameplay gay rules and played by gay ppl.(usually 8yo dumfucks who ned to grow some balls but sadly neva will. on the odd occasion u find a 16 or 17yo dumfuck with no life at all, and like the 8yo has no balls.)

gunbound is refered to aznbound
tibia should b refered to as southamericanfucktardgame or
europeanfucktardgame

once lamers play this game they never stop. once lamers play this game for more than 7 days they realise, "woah this game is so fucking gay that i can play it for the rest of my fucking life and ill neva need friends,parents,a wife/husband,a girlfriend/boyfriend,human interaction again in my life."

normal non-tibia playin person:u r soo fucking gay u waste ur life on such a load of shit.
tibia asshole: im gonna pk yo ass dont say that agen ur ill tell my mummy and she will smak u
normal non-tibia playing person:ahahahaha
tibia asshole:cry cry cry

by nick July 22, 2004