Nick's definitions

foxcrement

Foxcrement. n. 1: Television programming devoid of quality or any redeeming value, usually pandering to the lowest common denominator, and usually originating from, but not limited to, the Fox Television Network.

e.g. The Swan

Did you hear about that chunk of foxcrement, "Dude, Seriously, I'm Gay"? Two contestants had to convince their friends, family, and the GLBT community that they were gay. You know a show is bad when even Fox won't air it.

by Nick May 27, 2004

goulies

umm. english slang 4 balls or bollocks

someone stamped on sam's goulies

by Nick February 1, 2004

Salty Samurai

When a man ejaculates into the eyes of his partner, while doing shots of sakè.

My fragile mind was warped after i ordered a salty samurai off the menu at the sushi bar.

by Nick December 20, 2004

a lick of piss

of low worth or without worth; of little or no use, importance, or value; good-for-nothing: a worthless person; a worthless contract.

Your ass isn't worth a lick of piss.

by nick September 29, 2008

balldar

Balldar is derived from the english word
"radar" and is the intangible sense that only men possess that serves as a locating device used to find destinations, attractive women, and other things that men need to survive.

"My wife wanted me to ask for directions, but I relied on my balldar and we got there on time."

"Balldar makes me stay away from areas scarce in ladies."

by Nick May 13, 2005

Trogdor

mythical "wingaling" dragon, with lots of majesty, who burninates peasants, countrysides, and thatch-roofed cotages. Occasionally he will smite a Kerrek.

okay...the v's are consummate, not consonant. consummate means "perfect" or "immaculate", meaning that the teeth are made of perfect v's, which is why coach zee's attempts is so horrendous.

I said consummate v's! Consummate! Jeez...guy wouldn't know majesty if it jumped up and bit 'im in de face!

by Nick March 24, 2003

*whaaaaaaat*

what the HELL are you on about mate??

*whaaaaaaat*

by Nick February 21, 2003