Nick's definitions

dilznik

the DICK

What are you? Afraid of heights? Jump off the dilznik biotch

by Nick August 3, 2003

ayrton

ayrton senna (dead ace brazilian F1 driver) = tenner

Dave mate...lend us an ayrton so I can go to the pub

by nick February 20, 2004

bumlasers

A general, non-sensical, but highly satisfying curse.

Person A: Dude, my car was broken in to.
Person B: Bumlasers mate.

by Nick October 1, 2004

utah

45th state in the Union.
Settled by Mormons in 1847.
Home of the 4 m's
Mormons
Meth Labs
Mountains
Mini Vans
Capital City is Salt Lake City

Salt Lake City was host of the 2002 Olympic Winter Games

"Greatest Snow on Earth"

Yes, you can get a drink in Utah

by nick May 13, 2004

spanky ham

a pig who enjoys deficating into cantelopes and returning pizzas covered in poo saying to the delivery man "we didnt order SAUSAGE". he appears on DRAWN TOGETHER

spanky ham is a strange pig who runs a sweat shop where he makes ling-link make shoes

by nick February 9, 2005

Stingaweenie

1. Cocktail Hot Dog
2. Nick name, teasing.

1. Pass me those stingaweenies they're delicious.
2. You're such a stingaweenie

by Nick August 31, 2003

potted meat

A canned meat made from ground rats that ate the bologna off of the floor.

The the cat wouldn't eat the potted meat.

by Nick December 4, 2004