Nick's definitions

Gignog

(n.)
Someone who, through the injudicious application of alcohol, is now a great deal less funny than he thinks he is.

by Nick March 28, 2003

Goole

(n.)
The puddle on the bar into which the barman puts your change.

by Nick March 28, 2003

Hagnaby

(n.)
Someone who looked a lot more attractive in the disco than they do in your bed the next morning.

by Nick March 28, 2003

Happas

(n.)
The amusement caused by passport photos.

by Nick March 28, 2003

Ible

(adj.)
Clever but lazy.

by Nick March 28, 2003

Kalami

(n.)
The ancient Eastern art of being able to fold road maps properly.

by Nick March 28, 2003

Liff

(n.)
A common object or experience for which no word yet exists.

by Nick March 28, 2003