ditzy hooker

a girl who wears too much makeup is a blonde wears slutty clothes diappears at nights is tired when she is paid. works as an apprentice to a hooker and has a dream to work at hooters!
o....my....god.....becky look at that ass she has got to be a hooker my lord its kristin she used to be a good girl yeah right! until 70's well we all knew what happened after that!!!!!!
by emily July 07, 2004
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jyfihp

jam your finger in her pussy, popular internet message board slang.
user1: IMPALED APPRECIATION THREAD!
user2: JYFIHP!
by emily September 15, 2004
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dude

infected hair on elephants butt, pretty much on any animals butt.
dude, i'n not a dude, i'm a dudett. it's just a "polite" way to say, hey you!
by emily December 20, 2003
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Kiss

by emily June 18, 2004
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koozie

A cylindrical insulator for beer can and beer bottles (it probably also works with other beverages in aluminum cans or glass bottles). Usually made from foam and cloth and sold at convenience stores.
(alt spellilng coozie)
Wow, this koozie is keeping my beer cold and my hand warm at the same time.
by emily December 14, 2004
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retarded cat

Crazy pawing motion made by devon, heather and emily at the concert. we wanted his body... hence the pawing like a cat...

this in-turn created the group which is now still unknown to everyone on the face of the earth but the three of us and a few random cool kids like us...
"Oh my god that singer guy is hot, lets all make the retarded cat motion to see if we can get his attention. Maybe then he will sacrifice his body to us!"
by Emily November 19, 2004
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back roading

driving around on back roads (gravel or dirt) while getting high or drunk. (see gravel roading)
by Emily December 30, 2004
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