Romance novel

1. Literary porn.
2. Garbage.

I read a romantic novel and whacked off.

by Pseudonym June 19, 2005

whore's measure

The length of a man's penis, measured along the top.

My boyfriend reckons he's 8" long, but he measures from underneath to fool himself into thinking it's longer; the whore's measure is really only 6".

by Pseudonym February 02, 2005

turkey

a girl's pussy

I fucked her turkey last night

by pseudonym April 19, 2004

Sharkey

(n) A term denoting one who is a frequent victim of misfortune. Also uses terms such as "bah" and more frequently "doh" when being clumsy in mind and/or body.

John: Look at that guy who slipped on the ice and hurt his knee.
Greg: Must be a Sharkey.

by pseudonym February 21, 2005

Oven Dodger

A derogatory term used to describe a person of Jewish faith or descent. Refers to the cremation of Jews during the holocaust.

You fucking yamaka-wearing oven dodger!

by pseudonym March 11, 2005

binoel

A word used when refering to every second Christmas. Similar to biannual, but Christmas specific.

The pagent was held every binoel.

by pseudonym February 10, 2005

Asoul

Asoul is another word for “hell”, the meme came from a virtual group in China. The five girls in Asoul are being oppressed by their company "TikTok", having to work often, being bossed around in a poor attitude, and getting no care for their wounds.

Jia Xin Tang: Hey man, subscribe to Jia Ran!

Yuan Pi: Nah bro, I’d rather be in Asoul than subscribing!

by pseudonym July 08, 2022