Urban Dictionary: Definitions by pseudonym

suck my wang

the instigation of one wanting their wang to be sucked

the best thing ever! (next wining money or having sex you get the idea)

dont fuck with the separation of church and state

Never
Eat
Wrinkled
Pussy
Or
Rotten
Titties

A: Hey, What does Newport stand for?
B:Oh, it just means never eat wrinkled pussy or rotten titties...

Newport by pseudonym May 13, 2005

Alcohol. What most of your university/college life will revolve around.

Alcohol. The cause of, and the solution to all of life's problems.

alcohol by Pseudonym May 13, 2005

1. describing a task that was easy, fast, or requires little or no time.
2. describing a person who is able to move at a fast pace.

That test was swiffy!
Damn! He sure is swiffy on the basketball court!

swiffy by pseudonym May 13, 2005

sealed by a dude to a reasonable degree

Dan hermetically sealed the chips for Brian in a ziplock baggie.

When one trims the top of their moustache, much like riding the razor on top of the moustache

To get that defined look, I had to ride my moustache.