jeff's definitions

Ottawa Senators

See also homosexual, the worst team in NHL history, with the worst regular season record. Will never win the Cup, especially with Patrick Lalime, a goalie who couldn't stop a puck if he did.

And once again the Ottawa Senators have fallen at the hands of the Maple Leafs!

by Jeff June 18, 2006

swain

To ejaculate, often in a public place

I wouldn't sit in that lawn chair if I was you. You never know who might have swained on it.

by Jeff April 25, 2005

preby

The opposite of a prep.

Preby people rule...and preps suck ass

by Jeff February 25, 2004

Gayhawk

A slang term to refer to the Kansas Jayhawks coined by Missouri Tiger fans who appreciate the intense rivalry.

I'd rather not be a sports fan than to have to root for the Gayhawks.

by Jeff October 27, 2004

beff

This was originated by someone I know please adopt it for your own use.

A penis which is wider than it is long.

Look at that guys beff, its like a pancake dick.

by Jeff November 9, 2003

land shark

A hyperactive dog that runs around harrassing, biting, and chewing everyone and everything in its path.
-A shark-like creature that dwells on land. "AKA" Murphy Brown man around town...

This fucking dog is like a landshark.
Stop landsharking me you little bastard.

by jeff March 17, 2005

on one

horny randy upforit madforit gaggingforit right-on-it etcetc

see above

by jeff May 4, 2003