jeff's definitions

kilby

1. Verb - To present the facade of an exciting evening out with friends strictly to leave one's house.

2. Verb - To create a deceptively convenient situation in order to attain a ride somewhere, subsequently needing to be driven home. Often with little or no warning, and always involving bait.

3. Noun - One who engages in the aformentioned schemes.

1. "Dude where the fuck is everybody?! You fucking kilbied me!"

2. "The young man realized he had no wheels so he kilbied a friend into taking him, seducing him with beer."

3. "Fuckin' kilby."

by Jeff February 3, 2004

woober

A word that should be used for population control. If someone makes cute names for their boyfriend they should be given herpes, via e-mail.

1. Oh god, she said it... 'woober' I think I'm going to vomit up my partially digested food.
2. "my boyfriend is suuuch a 'woober'" *giggle giggle snort* "that's fucking it, here you go:" gherpes.exe

by Jeff October 26, 2004

pee in her butt

The extent of relationship advice that most GameFAQs users can give

1: "I really need help. There's this girl I really like, but I can't get her to notice me. What do I do?"
2: "Pee in her butt!"

by Jeff September 17, 2004

nitrox

A mixture of nitrogren and oxegyn that you would breathe if you were to go scuba diving below a certain depth

NITROX!!!! its yummy to breathe!

by Jeff February 4, 2004

mmmable

jewels cj - she's a superstar

jewels, you're so mmmable

by jeff May 28, 2003

Git box

the slang term for a "vagina" signifying the utter stupidity of the word, but it also has another meaning. The "Git" part means that you want to "get into", while the box simply signifies the woman's pussy.

Holy Shit! That Bitch has got one dandy gitbox! I'm 'a take a look at it!

by jeff May 13, 2005

dank as fuck

popular lingo created by Ryans old girlfriend who described everything as dank as fuck, basically just means really dank.

"That system of a down shirt is dank as fuck"-Dank as fuck girl

by Jeff January 22, 2005