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Ottawa Senators

See also homosexual, the worst team in NHL history, with the worst regular season record. Will never win the Cup, especially with Patrick Lalime, a goalie who couldn't stop a puck if he did.
And once again the Ottawa Senators have fallen at the hands of the Maple Leafs!
by Jeff June 18, 2006
mugGet the Ottawa Senatorsmug.

swain

To ejaculate, often in a public place
I wouldn't sit in that lawn chair if I was you. You never know who might have swained on it.
by Jeff April 25, 2005
mugGet the swainmug.

preby

The opposite of a prep.
Preby people rule...and preps suck ass
by Jeff February 25, 2004
mugGet the prebymug.

Gayhawk

A slang term to refer to the Kansas Jayhawks coined by Missouri Tiger fans who appreciate the intense rivalry.
I'd rather not be a sports fan than to have to root for the Gayhawks.
by Jeff October 27, 2004
mugGet the Gayhawkmug.

beff

This was originated by someone I know please adopt it for your own use.

A penis which is wider than it is long.
by Jeff November 9, 2003
mugGet the beffmug.

land shark

A hyperactive dog that runs around harrassing, biting, and chewing everyone and everything in its path.
-A shark-like creature that dwells on land. "AKA" Murphy Brown man around town...
This fucking dog is like a landshark.
Stop landsharking me you little bastard.
by jeff March 17, 2005
mugGet the land sharkmug.

on one

horny randy upforit madforit gaggingforit right-on-it etcetc
see above
by jeff May 4, 2003
mugGet the on onemug.

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