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donut hair

Damn that girl has donut hair.
or
I was fucking this girl and she had alot of donut hair
by Jeff February 25, 2005
mugGet the donut hairmug.

Colleen Haskell

By far, the hottest Survivor contestant, EVER
Dude, that Colleen is da Bomb.
by Jeff May 15, 2004
mugGet the Colleen Haskellmug.

rower

rower- one who rows. a.k.a., one who competes in the sport of crew. More often than not, rowers do not fit into a pre-defined social category, but, in stead, prefer each other's company and don't put too much effort into outward appearance. Exceptions to this rule occur when rowing when the ugliest clothes available are always in fashion. Ever rower knows, however, that the ultimate fashion statement is embodied in an article of National Team Gear, which only the best rowers in the country can earn. Concentrations of rowers can be found, yet are not limited to New England, Philadelphia, Detroit, and the Pacific Coast. Rowers are usually really good guys.
2003 Princeton Heavyweight Freshman were a group of really good rowers. Four of them have been on a national team.
by Jeff July 26, 2004
mugGet the rowermug.

annihilated

The highest level of drunkenness, close to the level of alcohol poisoning.
She got completely annihilated and had to be carried out of the club.
by jeff March 21, 2004
mugGet the annihilatedmug.

red diaper doper baby

The children of leftist intellectual baby boomers, raised from birth on Marxism and a drug tolerant environment, and now in places of political and intellectual influence.
Red diaper doper baby politicians who want to legalize marijuana and tax the successful to support the unproductive.
by Jeff February 27, 2004
mugGet the red diaper doper babymug.

lick it before you kick it

To lick a pussy before pummeling it with your rod.
A: Do you like oral sex?
B: Of course, as I always say, lick it before you kick it.
by jeff October 1, 2004
mugGet the lick it before you kick itmug.

poo

usually accompanied with "winnie the." ALso, used in Star Trek allot, when you poo and don't wipe good enough, you have a Klingon, more wiping is required.
Hey, do you have to poo.
Nope, just smells that way because of the klingon.
by jeff April 30, 2004
mugGet the poomug.

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