Monkey Tennis

The holy fucking grail

Its Monkey fucking Tennis what do you want a diagram you cunt?

by J January 10, 2004

cuntitude

A cunty or cuntish attitude.

Lose the cuntitude, Karl!

by J April 01, 2005

smizzie

another word for a cigarette

lets go have a smizzie

by j July 20, 2003

tweaked

made by the girls of (look up) st. joseph's academy--when a girl gets eatin out

girl- omg you got tweaked?!

girl- omg he tweaked you?!

by J April 07, 2005

spray and pray

Counter-Strike: You hold down the mouse button and empty the clip, hoping you'll get someone.

OMFG SPRAY n PRAY!

by J December 04, 2002

arpana dhir

I'm in love with her. i care about her so much, if she only knew. Probably the most beautiful girl, both physically and personality, that I have ever had the blessing to know. Arpana if your reading this, I love you. your always on my mind sunshine

when im stressed out, all I have to do is think about u, and it all fades away.

by J September 23, 2004

Sleep Talker

A sexual act where-by the male forces his erect penis into the females mouth while she sleeps, thus making her sleepy sighs sound muffeled and distorted.

Bill couldn't hide his guilt as he heard Sally sleep talk.

by J May 04, 2005