j's definitions

Quagmireshire

An area in Cornwall that is inhabitted by small Hobbit like creatrures.

When I went to Quagmireshire i saw a Hobbit.

by J April 3, 2003

Easter Eggs

slang for MDMA (Ecstacy). A stress is usually placed on the 'e'.

I'm looking to roll, got some Easter Eggs.

by J November 26, 2003

smizzie

another word for a cigarette

lets go have a smizzie

by j January 28, 2006

dickwad

An idiot
More powerfully insulting than its predecessor 'dickhead'

girl 1 - did that guy ever call?
girl 2 - no, what a dickwad!

by J October 17, 2003

MA$E

king of harlem.left rap to become a preacher but came back to save rap again when he was needed.
welcome, welcome, welcome bk ma$e

ma$e is back
king of harlem aint nobody make him leave

by J May 4, 2005

Suicadet

A person who habitually works out but will never get any bigger. This particular species has an ass that is way hairier than a normal ass, has an affinity for alcohol and fast women.

That Larry guy is insane. I've never seen someone who could scratch their kneecaps without bending who could get laid like him. He's just straight up Suicadet.

by j February 19, 2004

lamer

A word used by computer geeks to make themselves feel superior while putting someone else down. Lamer usually means "Yea I can blow up your computer and get to level 10 on star wars the video game, but I have no life and I'm still a virgin."

Oh my god, you don't know how to format a d666g4jlan.cock.pussy.modem modelX computer, you are such a lamer.

by J January 23, 2004