(1.) The minimum distance to maintain between one's self and something awful, bad, or obnoxious, (2.) The average distance little old ladies park their cars from the curb, when parallel parking, (3.) The penis length many straight women and gay men would love their partners to have, although they wouldn't know what to do with it, if it was, (4.) A light snowfall in Minot, North Dakota.
by John June 27, 2004
some horrible dirty bastard from Manchester (Mostley known for steeling off old women). Most people who are from manchester are on the dole or stuck in dead end jobs, most of them have a drug adiction, they speak with horrible acents, wear kappa clothing and drink shandy
by John June 21, 2003
1. Jesus, i just did the biggest dook in the toilet
2. Jesus, i just sucked off the biggest dook i've ever seen
2. Jesus, i just sucked off the biggest dook i've ever seen
by John March 22, 2003
wanker 1: "toby has a fucking moose cock"
wanker 2: "he is the ugliest kid on the planet, god had to make up for it somehow"
wanker 1: "atleast he has a shot in the porn industry"
wanker 2: "he is the ugliest kid on the planet, god had to make up for it somehow"
wanker 1: "atleast he has a shot in the porn industry"
by john December 25, 2004
by John July 14, 2004
an essay only written in nhs for to torture the studnets. usually it combines acpects of hisotory and grammar along with a good analysis and its can affect ones grade up to 15%
After the long process of correcting the anchor essay all the grades were lowered by a facotr of 1/3
by John December 08, 2003