John's definitions

The Impossibles

A fantastic ska band from Austin, Texas. They were among the first bands to experiment with the new sound that bands like Coheed and Cambria, Mock Orange, Modest Mouse, Ozma, and Sparta. They were as influental and important as it gets.

No one will match the ska-tastic sound of The Impossibles.
-Rory Allen Phillips

by John February 18, 2005

native americans

The REAL Americans. They lived peacefully until the whites came. They brought diseases such as smallpox and syphilis to the land, disturbed (and later mass-slaughtered) the buffalo which they were dependent on and killed masses of native men, women and children WHO SURRENDERED.

But think about this for a moment; peaceful natives wrongly accused, declared war upon, thousands of innocents tortured and killed... and the land conquered by a bunch of dickwads who wanted GOLD and OIL. History repeating itself?

Pocahontas was real, but when her tribe was slaughtered she ran away to another country where she died of smallpox. Not such a happy ending is it? Many Native Americans died on the tiny infertile reservations they were forced onto.

by John June 18, 2006

CTW

Cock Teasing Whore: A girl or woman who dressess very provactive(aka slutty) and flaunts it all but never gives out and is a general cock tease.

Hey Jim did you see that CTW, she looked like a daddies little girl kind.

by John April 5, 2005

sum 41

a cool rock band that was formed 41 days into summer (hence the name)

chuck their last album is pretty cool. welcome to hell, I'm not the one, and there's no solution are some of my favorite songs.

by John March 27, 2005

Hot Topic

A store for suburban pseudo-anti-capitalists to buy Anarchy and Good Charlotte shirts. A place where subcultures are marketed and confused children filled with fake angst come to by chain wallets and complex looking pants. A store that sells horrible music with the exceptions of an occasion indie, ebm, or prog. metal sampler.

That asshole had more Blink 182 albums than a Hot Topic store.

by John September 5, 2003

yizzer

Snoop Doggs word for yes

"Are you going to the club tonite"
"yizzer"

by John May 13, 2005

Niskayuna

A pile of shit somewhere in upstate New York

Slang: A smelly restroom

1) Sally: What is that brown lumpy thing?
Bob: That is Niskayuna

2) Bobbert walked into the Niskayuna and suffocated

by John November 27, 2003