John's definitions

daisy chaining

when (usually boys in private schools) gather round and toss each other off

up for a bit off daisy chaining??

by john May 14, 2003

3rdyearece

these guys are serious muppets

what are them muppets doing in our lab

Whats wrong with that muppet

by john November 27, 2003

mackem

One of the saddest, most idiotic and pathetic people ever to have walked the earth, the mackem still harps on about 2-1 victories over their far more illustrious and infinitely cleaner neighbours. The average mackem is obsessed with Newcastle and has a mouth the size of the tyne tunnel, which is unfortunate since being relegated as the worst team in Premiership history should have been the catalyst for keeping the aformentioned big mouth FIRMLY SHUT

that streaker is a thick mackem wanker

by John November 18, 2003

robbing the grave

Someone who dates a person more than 5 years older than them

That guy is robbing the grave! He is 19 and she is 32!

by John May 25, 2004

markass trick

a homosexual that sell his or her self for money

Hey!Seyha you markass trick go back to your corner and make me some money!

by john October 3, 2004

hair job

the best thing ever thought of by a human being.

She wrapped her very long, soft, sensuous hair around my cock and stroked me until I went straight to heaven.

by john May 13, 2005

spoonjuice

spoonjuice is also a planet within the bluespoon region of cycojuice

hey dude lets fly to the spoon

by john May 22, 2003