gonzo

A girl getting stuff from behind.

Tammy recieved gonzo from John last weekend!

by John April 24, 2003

Shling

The action of taking a bong rip consisting of Marijuana.

The champ knows how to take a propper shling.

by John December 03, 2003

Awp

A leathal "one hit kill" sniper rifle,
used alot in the counter-strike series.
know for its deadly accuracy and power.

"omg! that bloody awp rele ticks me off!"

by John June 18, 2005

crotch plug

A That-Time-Of-The-Month Hygiene Product

OMG Why the hell is there a crotch plug on the toilet

by John September 28, 2006

pumpkin monster

Uppity asshole/bitch who tans excessively and is always orange.

Ugh, Tammy was trying to hit on me but she was all fucking tanned orange. I wouldn't touch that filthy pumpkin monster with a ten-foot pole.

by JOHN February 10, 2004

wrinkle

A person that can be very annoying at times..... including excessive crying and whining..... this person has many friends of the same kind....and are not fun when they all come together

Can be removed with an iron preheated to 400 degrees F.

Man... is it just me or there are too many wrinkles in this room.

Saucy is such a wrinkle

Dude i was having a blast at this party till a buch of wrinkles showed up, then i left.

AHH i need an iron... i just got wrinkled

Wrinkle: I have a headache, I have cold (52 times/ min)

Person 1 : How was your day?
Aspiring wrinkle: man it sucked.... first i had this test that i failed.... and i had a headace the whole time.... and i wanted to cry the whole time... then i went and called my mom and she comforted me and then i went to the doctor then back to momee who forced me to tak these pills then i almost passed out then i woke up and had a cold all night and i couldnt sleep and then.....
Person 1: Quit being a Wrinkle!!!

by John September 29, 2004

livebunk

1.) a green bracelet in southeastern new jersey pop culture.

yo, let me get that livebunk, dwyer.

by john September 30, 2004