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slang for match to light cigarettes etc . possibly used prior to fuel lighters , jass( jazz) slang early 1900's New Orleans, smell of sulpher on striking
He struck a lucifer to light his cigar.
lucifer by John June 19, 2006

native americans 

The REAL Americans. They lived peacefully until the whites came. They brought diseases such as smallpox and syphilis to the land, disturbed (and later mass-slaughtered) the buffalo which they were dependent on and killed masses of native men, women and children WHO SURRENDERED.

But think about this for a moment; peaceful natives wrongly accused, declared war upon, thousands of innocents tortured and killed... and the land conquered by a bunch of dickwads who wanted GOLD and OIL. History repeating itself?
Pocahontas was real, but when her tribe was slaughtered she ran away to another country where she died of smallpox. Not such a happy ending is it? Many Native Americans died on the tiny infertile reservations they were forced onto.
native americans by John June 18, 2006
Also known as Christina Slaguilera, although X-Tina resembles a poorly made-up drag queen, she is ACTUALLY a woman. Even when she ditched that ugly-ass weave and tried to imitate a Marilyn Monroe style (badly) she is still a rank slut with a bad attitude. still, can't argue with the fact that she can sing pretty well... unfortunately not as well as others <3
Person 1: OMG there's a rank cross-dressing fag hag with Jordan Bratman!
Person 2: It's X-Tina! She must be like an X-box all big and ugly and cheap and shit...
Person 3: No, that's just Christina Haguilera!
x-tina by John June 18, 2006
1. One who tries too hard to fit in.
2. One who can't think for himself, and therefore dogmatizes others' convictions and pisses off those around him.
3. One who is used by others without realizing it.
4. A word some people use to describe those who they are envious of.
5. Anyone use uses the word "tool" is a tool because (s)he fits any of the above definitions.
6. (capitalized) A popular, albeit esoteric rock band with a large cult following.
1,6. "Joan is such a tool, I can't believe she thinks she'd fit in at the Tool concert!"
2. "David is an effin tool, always spewing shit like he knows what he's talking about."
3. "Jamal's a tool--he doesn't know that no one would hang out with him if he didn't have that pimp ass mansion all to himself."
4. "Alex doesn't know that all those ladies are just using him; he's such a tool!"
5. "Guess what--I'm a tool!"
tool by John June 18, 2006
A girl that is too ugly to sleep with unless you're so drunk that you cannot perform anyway.
I went home with a fridgecat last night, so now I've got blue-balls and a hangover.
fridgecat by John June 18, 2006

pain threshold 

how fast you heal, the lower pain threshold you have, the faster.
pain threshold by John June 11, 2006

dirty punch

when you shove your penis into someones nostril and break their nose
dirty punch by john May 13, 2006