John's definitions

rub a dub dub

a massive orge in ur bathtud when u cant tell if ur doing a guy or girl

i dont no

by john December 6, 2003

metrosexual

Any past contestants of Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

I Can't Believe It's Not GAY

by John November 12, 2003

booty

the name of my mean dork like gf's cat.

my gf has a great booty. Wat u mean her or the cat

by John November 13, 2004

deucifer

A shit that has some notable characteristic making it particularly heinous. Incredibly large/smelly/painful or horrible in other ways qualifies.

"Dude, I just took Satan's own shit. Your bathroom is now possessed by Deucifer!

by John April 9, 2008

H.B.I.

Hot Beef Injection: Judd Nelson from the John Hughes movie, Breakfast Club.

BENDER
               So...so!
                    (to Andrew and Claire)
               Are you guys like boyfriend/girl-
               friend?
                    (a beat)
               Steady dates?
                    (another beat)
               Lo--vers?
                    (another beat)
               Come on Sporto, level with me.  Do
               you slip her the hot...beef...
               injection?

by John March 6, 2003

ramshackled

1. bad 2. poorly planned

"dude hooking me up with your sister was some ramshackled sh*t"

by john September 20, 2003

tax

To make fun of somebody

Ay, why you taxin him dog?

by John May 29, 2004