John's definitions

mackem

One of the saddest, most idiotic and pathetic people ever to have walked the earth, the mackem still harps on about 2-1 victories over their far more illustrious and infinitely cleaner neighbours. The average mackem is obsessed with Newcastle and has a mouth the size of the tyne tunnel, which is unfortunate since being relegated as the worst team in Premiership history should have been the catalyst for keeping the aformentioned big mouth FIRMLY SHUT

that streaker is a thick mackem wanker

by John November 18, 2003

Walrus

While getting head from a girl, punch her in the stomach as you are cumming, so it will come out of her nose and look like tusks.

Phil tried to beat me up after I gave his girlfriend a Walrus.

by John January 14, 2005

crapcast

It means that comcast is crap:Crapcast.
or Comcrap.

I hate crapcast. They suck.

by John May 13, 2005

pamela anderson

Gave me hepititus c

You can look but u betta not touch.

by john June 2, 2004

bales

the most annoying motherfucker in the marine corps and the world. never shuts up. one who loses his virginity to a man in thailand.

shut the fuck up bales.

by john July 16, 2004

Ney Bi

A Ney Bi is cool and nice and just likes saying ney bi all the time!

Eat poo.. ney bi!

by John May 7, 2003

nicc

The act of cutting yourself. IE: cutting of the wrists.

Things were getting stressful so that crazy bitch nicced herself.

by John June 12, 2004