kenny's definitions

slurt

to shoot man juice

i slurted my load. all over her face.

by kenny December 18, 2003

wound

A bad or ugly injury, or deep gash in the flesh.

"He has a nasty flesh wound"

by Kenny May 13, 2005

...And justice for all

A very good kick ass album that is filled with great rhythm and solo sections. Many consider "One" to be one of the greatest works kirk hammett ever did with his guitar. Sit down, shut the fuck up, and LISTEN TO THIS GOD DAMNED ALBUM!

"Harvester of sorrow...language of the mad"

by Kenny October 14, 2004

Kenny

A character from the show Southpark. In every episode, he is killed in some freakishly funny way. Afterwards, his friends Kyle and Stan say:

Stan "Oh my God! They killed Kenny!"
Kyle "You Bastard!"

by Kenny May 13, 2005

the huff

when the chick you are fucking is lying on her back, and then you cum on her face and pin her down and take a shit right on her face

What's that shit on your face Casey, did you just get huffed???

by Kenny February 27, 2005

pori

comes from the south indian language of malayalam. it means to fart, or farted, or the act of farting. typical action after eating something or done for no particular reason while walking

he let out a pori

by kenny June 22, 2004

TLC

Tender Love and Care. Its also the best female group of all time who sold millions of cds.

Yo, I'd give some tlc to tlc any day!

by Kenny May 6, 2005