anonymous's definitions

chard

an idiot at work who often messes things up.

Mr. Kernal is such a Chard.

by Anonymous May 13, 2005

pootang

like poontang only involving the anus

I scored some pootang off that fine tailed hunny

by anonymous March 9, 2005

spring break

A time of year usually in late March or early April where high school and college kids have an excuse to party and get drunk. it also gives an excuse to hook up with anyone and everyone, no matter who you have back home.

It's not my fault baby, it was spring break, i had no choice but to bang the blind chick!

by Anonymous May 13, 2005

messy

somebody that is two-faced and tells other peoples business...had a big mouth

that gurl too messy she told my boyfriend that i was cheatin on him..

by anonymous May 13, 2005

Napolean Dynamite

A movie that somehow manages to be one of the worst and one of the best movies of all time.

Your mom goes to college!

by anonymous March 9, 2005

My December

One of Linkin Park's less popular songs. It is quite a break from their traditional style, as it is more of a mellow style of rock that is used.

This is my December
This is my time of the year
This is my December
This is all so clear

This is my December
This is my snow covered home
This is my December
This is me alone

And I
Just wish that I didn't feel
like there was something I missed
And I
Take back all the things I said
to make you feel like that
And I
Just wish that I didn't feel
like there was something I missed
And I
Take back all the things I said to you

And I give it all away
Just to have somewhere to go to
Give it all away
To have someone to come home to

This is my December
These are my snow covered trees
This is me pretending
This is all I need

And I
Just wish that I didn't feel
like there was something I missed
And I
Take back all the things I said
to make you feel like that
And I
Just wish that I didn't feel
like there was something I missed
And I
Take back all the things I said to you

And I give it all away
Just to have somewhere to go to
Give it all away
To have someone to come home to

This is my December
This is my time of the year
This is my December
This is all so clear

And I give it all away
Just to have somewhere to go to
Give it all away
To have someone to come home to

by anonymous March 9, 2005

SafeSearch

The only thing between you and using Google to find all kinds of porn.

Turn of SafeSearch and ypu can find all the porn you want on Google.

by anonymous March 9, 2005