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Chairman Phat

Fearsome Asian with a warty, throbbing cock. He is to be brutally feared. See also system of a down.
by Anonymous February 25, 2003
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Alisatosis

A medical condition that causes chickens to frantically work only during CTO monthly meetings. Symptoms include hard "pecking" loudly at the keyboard so that everyone knows that you are working, tourette syndrome type outbursts, telling meaningless stories that have no ending, and chicken feathers flying above your cubical....
My mothers brothers cousin lives next door to the guy that had a blue car that looks like the dress that I wore to prom with my friends baby daddy's man.

The meeting was supposed to start 5 minutes ago. What does she have.. Alisatosis.

Where did all those chicken feathers come from.. She has Alisatosis.

She just started working at 4P? What the !!%^#$&^$%@#^%$ She has Alisatosis.
by Anonymous January 21, 2006
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xen

One who defeats everyone in both Return to Castle Wolfenstein and Aliens Versus Predator 2. Derived from a player's name, said to be the best in the world.
The "xen" killed every member of the opposing team with one panzerfaust shot.
by Anonymous October 25, 2003
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Pyramid Head

Something that rapes anything it sees.
by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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Colin

A name for sexy boys who often use guitars. Often confused with Colon, the body part. Common to be very popular with girls; potentially due to large penis oh yeah..
Wow, there is that guy Colin, he is so sexy while playing the guitar naked.
by Anonymous August 29, 2003
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fishing for crabs

To perform oral sex on a woman who is suffering from genital crabs.
by Anonymous May 7, 2003
mugGet the fishing for crabsmug.

evil

The natural product of government, economy, and advance society in general. Its produced in discrete quanta called litte children's souls
To conform; To be evil is to conform to the norm.
An efficient corporation, is an evil corporation.
Wal-mart is evil and combine with Caldor can raise the dead.
by Anonymous October 9, 2002
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