R. Kelly

R+B singer who sings good music, but his image is forever tainted by the "under-aged girl scandal". In 1994, he secretly married Aaliyah who was 15 at the time. Also, he frequently sleeps with young teenage girls.

R. Kelly should just admit that he slept with someone underaged.

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

guitar

An instrument that under normal circum stances, and in the hands of an average man is played incorrectly. See Musical Theory.

by Anonymous October 04, 2003

VIPES

the sexiest man in town

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

GHAX

Someone who attempts to obtain a Gmail account feverishly.

That GHAX just stole all those accounts from everyone.

by Anonymous June 28, 2004

pacnet

A server where you can get banned from admins if you get a higher score then them.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

The Plunger

A woman sucks on a man's asshole while violently jacking his cock, thus making him shit himself, just like plunging the shitter.

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

the postal service

The greatest band ever.

Wow The Postal Service is amazing.

by Anonymous May 24, 2003