T-T

tears in the eyes, anime/asian style smily face (er this one is sad)

i just lost my balls T-T

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

Brown Wank

Masturbating whilst taking a shit

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

two shakes of a lamb's tail

very quickly, as soon as possible

popularized by Uma Thurman in the movie Pulp Fiction

Just make yourself a drink Vincent and i'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

by Anonymous September 01, 2003

R. Kelly

R+B singer who sings good music, but his image is forever tainted by the "under-aged girl scandal". In 1994, he secretly married Aaliyah who was 15 at the time. Also, he frequently sleeps with young teenage girls.

R. Kelly should just admit that he slept with someone underaged.

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

guitar

An instrument that under normal circum stances, and in the hands of an average man is played incorrectly. See Musical Theory.

by Anonymous October 04, 2003

VIPES

the sexiest man in town

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

1000

same as 1

A: Alright peace
B: Alright 1000

by Anonymous November 06, 2003