a person (generally a man) who gains sexual pleasure from grotesqly and pervertedly licking everyday objects.
When Paul ran his tongue up and down the coat rack, everyone thought to themselves, "That Paul, he sure is one sick vitamin licker."
by Anonymous July 21, 2003
by Anonymous August 23, 2003
A cross between the jerky boys and the muppets. Quite possibly the best show on television today. Appears on the comedy central network.
by Anonymous September 12, 2003
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by Anonymous March 17, 2003
A car which will usually boast a 747 wing on the trunk for "downforce", despite the fact that it is front wheel drive.
take a look at my ricermobile with the neon orange body and 20 inch rims. its got 747 wings for downforce.
by Anonymous March 13, 2003