having a wafty crank

a term used to refer male masterbation

see also wanking, pulling your pudding, bashing the bishop.

by Anonymous March 04, 2003

kemosabe

friend

Tonto often referred to the Lone Ranger as kemosabe

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

slag ballast

Ostentatious jewellery which sparkles so much you can't see it's true, low, value...

Like Bling, but from Elizabeth Duke

by Anonymous August 07, 2003

flark

Assumed to be an equivalent of "fuck". Originated on an episode of the early-90s ABC show "Dinosaurs".

Oh flark, I just sharted!!

by anonymous August 04, 2004

masturbate

the main thing to catch a fish with

i used my masturbate to catch some catfish - yumyum

by anonymous December 17, 2003

TelcoNinja

bitch, you ain't a fucking ninja.

laR laR in the caR caR

by anonymous March 16, 2004

jayar

The ability of completing the "perfect" drift under the most extreme conditions.

"You should of seen my 'jayar' yesterday around the most dificult hairpin"

by anonymous February 06, 2004