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Schlapp

You'll Die
You'll Die
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
mugGet the Schlappmug.

Jetta

A VW the same size as a Golf (being built on the same chassis), slightly smaller than an A4 or a Passat (which share the same chassis as each other, but not as the Jetta), and, in fact, the same thing as an Audi TT (which has the same chassis as the Jetta).

A glorious hoax from VW to convince urban yuppies that German engineering r0x0rz. The fact is that, after owning one for some period of time, it is inevitable to come to the conclusion that the car is ghey, the engineering is ghey, and the company is ghey. I quit buying Ford products because they were ghey, but after owning a Jetta (brand new from the factory when I got it) for 40k miles, it is obviously a far more ghey car. Not to be confused with gay. Ghey. Say it with me now....ghey.
That ghey Jetta is the worst piece of crap I've ever spent money on.
by Anonymous January 24, 2003
mugGet the Jettamug.

halo

In military it is an abbreviation for High Altitude-Low Opening. In terms of a para-jump special forces do it to avoid detection. Soldiers are dropped from a high altitude like 10,000 ft and freefall until they reach about 500 ft or below
by Anonymous February 11, 2003
mugGet the halomug.

wester

an amazing, caring, wonderful man/boyfriend and mate! Does not get on with wine (sends him crazy) but otherwise an ok drinker! Someone that you cannot live without!
You're my wester!
by Anonymous June 2, 2003
mugGet the westermug.

Tycho

Tycho Brache is the brown haired penny-arcade cartoon-character. He has a worship dungeon under his room and is known to beat Gabe for a golden watch. he is also the one that comments and posts, and doesnt really draw as much. equally funny yo gabe
Gabe - I am the soul calib- - - ahhh
*tycho hits gabe with a shovel and takes his watch*
by Anonymous October 27, 2003
mugGet the Tychomug.

sellout

A band who abandons there morals and sells to corporations making music for money rather than because they enjoy it/ they want to get there point accross
look in the charts, anyone who claims to be alternative etc. genrally
by Anonymous August 10, 2003
mugGet the selloutmug.

glaswegian shower

The art of avoiding washing with actual water and soap, choosing instead to attempt to mask one's odour with cheap deoderant.
by Anonymous October 14, 2003
mugGet the glaswegian showermug.

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