me's definitions
A psychological phenomenon that occurs when a male of the human species witnesses a gorgeously endowed female, and procedes to lose the ability to concentrate or focus on anything except her:
1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face
In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"
1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face
In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"
Man 1:Im sorry, what were we talking about? That blond chick that just walked by..
Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!
Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!
Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!
Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!
by Me February 26, 2003
Get the Penile Dementiamug. If you dive in the shallow end of a pool, your'e a spoon!
or "dont dive into shallow water you spoon"
or "dont dive into shallow water you spoon"
by Me January 13, 2005
Get the spoonmug. by me November 5, 2003
Get the Conan O'Brianmug. When you get to that state of inebriation that your left eye must look a completely different way then your right eye to focus on the person or object.
by Me May 13, 2005
Get the Jeby Eyesmug. by me January 17, 2005
Get the boredmug. Cannibal Corpse has an insane amount of talent and has really dreary sounding slow shit that kicks major quantities of ass.
by Me February 5, 2005
Get the cannibal corpsemug.