anonymous 's definitions

wake and wack

V. to masturbate soon after waking up, often with morning wood

Guy says to his friends: Yeah i went for a little wake and wack this morning so now I'm really tired.
Friends response: God your such a fucking idiot shut the fuck up

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

hotpocket

An involuntary physical reaction generated in one's nether regions having been forced to stand uncomfortably close to an attractive member of the opposite sex in eg. a crowded subway carriage.

"Yes Dear, I know it's an ugly bruise, but I was overcome with hotpocket."

by Anonymous January 21, 2003

dietzman

Someone bent on world domination.

That guy is such a Dietzman! I wish he would stop choking babies...

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

scally

like trakies n like ports n like burberry and like j man n like fukin shaved head

j man n harry

by Anonymous February 13, 2003

outconus

OUTside the CONtinental United States. Military slang for an out-of-country assignment.

We're going OUTCONUS, so you'd better pack up!

by Anonymous August 1, 2003

back tits

back tits are what my 475 pound obese lazy wife has, full of sweat, and sticky dirt balls, and food crumbs

your back tits give me a hard on when i hide in the folds

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

the shizzle

to blow yayo off of a penis

by Anonymous October 20, 2003