anonymous 's definitions

buttmonkey

one who, through ineptitude, lack of confidence, lack of superpowers, or sheer ability to kiss ass, is the bitch of everyone around them

If only I could get zapped by a dose of gamma rays; then I wouldn't have to be everybody's buttmonkey!

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

bush

1) Hairy pubic area.
2) The 41th and 43rd US presidents.

The only Bush I trust is my own!

by Anonymous April 20, 2003

Syncope

A native Australian aboriginal who succeeded Eddie Mabo in the native title act. 1994

Syncope stole ma baby

by Anonymous March 9, 2003

dictionary.com

A site to go to if you're looking up a definition that's not slang.

I wanted to know the definition of raptor, so I went to dictionary.com.

by Anonymous July 31, 2004

Tabledance

A striptease. Can be received in just about ANY strip club you can go to. Despite what some people think people DO still call them table-dances!

All I want for Christmas is a good table-dance from Candy...

by Anonymous December 1, 2004

Jam Master Jay

Founder of Run DMC that died October 30, 2002.

Run DMC and Jam Master Jay are the illest.

by anonymous October 30, 2004

Lindison

A man who has been cursed with the life of knowing right from wrong then doing the right anyways.

You are so Lindison, you goodie two shoe.

by Anonymous September 3, 2003