Definitions by anonymous

Fart pipe 

A musical instrument from the 14th century. Inserted in the mouth and anus, the colon acts as a resonnance chamber.

The satyr shafted on his Fart Pipe until he made the Browning Noise.

Fart pipe by Anonymous October 7, 2002

dank 

just another word for weed

Hey got any dank.

dank by Anonymous October 6, 2002

HP Certified 

To be Certified Immune to Most common Computer hacking attempts

Your Home PC is now HP Certified

HP Certified by Anonymous October 4, 2002

smirnoff ice drinker

a girl

so i offered HER a drink

smirnoff ice drinker by Anonymous October 2, 2002

carer

one who cares

guitarded is a carer

carer by Anonymous October 2, 2002

kunt 

a womens vagina

your acting like a kunt

kunt by Anonymous October 1, 2002

Butt nugget

A particularly rare find when picking one's butt.

I've seen alot of butt nuggets, but this one is the grand prize.

Butt nugget by Anonymous September 30, 2002