pedol

Polish for fag.

That pedol grabbed my ass

by Anonymous April 07, 2003

virgin wool

a person who has never knitted before. a knitting newbie.

She wanted to knit a fancy sweater, but I told her that she was virgin wool and should stick to a scarf.

by anonymous December 22, 2004

grimy

yucky, gross or dirty

Eww!! My hands feel so grimy!!

by Anonymous December 13, 2001

having a wafty crank

a term used to refer male masterbation

see also wanking, pulling your pudding, bashing the bishop.

by Anonymous March 05, 2003

Scoots440

When a guy sticks 440 anal beeds in his ass and after he pulls them out, slids, or "scoots" he ass across the carpet for the sensation, it ofter leaves a shit trail because the anus is loosened by the beeds.

Tony likes running at West Point because he can scoots440 on the carpeted track.

by anonymous January 23, 2003

Ass Speelonker

A butt pirate.

Chuck is a real butt-fucking ass speelonker!

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

sofa king

A 'friendly' way to say "so fucking".

"Dag, yo! I am sofa king high!"
"I could jump off a cliff, I'm sofa king bored..."
"I'm sofa king stoned..."
"You're sofa king stupid!"

by Anonymous June 28, 2003