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n00bish for "goth" usually speaking in terms of satire or sarcasm. >.> also a person who doenst know how to spell correctly or wants to be utterly annoying. usually used on neopets on the EMS boards.
"OMGz11 Ur A gawf111 Ur soo Gawfic11"
gawf by Zrcalo of EMS June 21, 2005
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A Posh persons slang for "gone off".
Paige: Ew, look at this cheese!

Lucy: Oh My! The brie has gawf!
Gawf by thousandvoices November 20, 2009
Related Words
gawf gawful Gawfer Gawffmo Gawfl mall gawffs
A combination of god and awful. Mainly used as a shortcut for the phrase "god awful."
Person one: Oh look at those shoes!
Person two: They are just disgusting.
Person one: They are so gawf.
Person two: Totally.
Gawf by Moofins December 23, 2008
gawf by Anonymous February 21, 2003
the repeated guttural sounds of excitement coming from anime girls and boys whenever they see an extremely hot anime boy/girl in their favorite anime
Dean: Did you see Inuyasha last night?

Bob: Yea, but I was too busy gawfling over Kagome to actually watch the show.
Gawfl by Cyvl Lancaster August 27, 2009
Thomas: "Did you see Pat's new plaid sports coat?"
Richard: "OMG, it makes my eyes cross."
Harrison: "Yes, it is gawful."
gawful by Danfield January 15, 2007

mall gawffs

Wanna-be losers at malls who wear Good Charlotte t-shirts but claim to be "goth."
Usually found:
1)in most hot topic stores attempting to be cool
2)getting their asses kicked
Dave: "Hey dude, check out those mall gawffs."
Bill: "I say we kick their asses!"
mall gawffs by ted zeppelin March 27, 2005
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