anonymous 's definitions

homer simpson

stupid in the face yet a hero to all

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

snookie

pet name for a lover or bf/gf.

He is my snookie! or I love you, Snookie, Muah!

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

lurker

Someone that, when you're trying to do something you don't want other people seeing, always seems to walk in and/or be hanging arround, preventing you from doing said thing.

Such people are often buzzkill and don't realise it.

Man, everytime my girlfriend and I try to make out, we keep getting a lurker.

Sorry dude, I can't click on that page; I have a lurker.

by Anonymous December 24, 2004

boots

a San Jose word meaning something sucks

"Ms. Walsh's class is boots!"

by anonymous May 31, 2004

double trouble

Ugh! Screw Stevie Ray Vaughan! My stupid guitar teacher keeps making me read tablature of that one damn song, and it does nothing to improve my music reading, so PAH!

I don't care about hammer-ons and pull-offs because those are the tools of the idiot guitarist.

by Anonymous February 18, 2004

5th base

butt sex, ass banging, corn-holio

"butt sluts like going to 5th base"

by Anonymous November 30, 2002

split your wig

To send a projectile, usually from a firearm, at a velocity towards a target's head that results in a fatality.

Bes' not be playin' cauz I'm about to split your wig, bitch.

by Anonymous August 13, 2003