Douche Badge

A badge awarded to anyone who displays flagrant stupidity. Historically it has a picture of Mark Allen, a real fag, on it but that's not always true. The application of this badge can be slapped on the forehead, taped on their back, or stapled to the door to their room. The classic way to apply one is to apply glue to the back of it, point over the suspect's shoulder and say, "look its a squirrel." When they look apply it with a swift smack to the cheek to make sure it sticks.

Crashing two different cars, none of them yours, certainly deserves a Douche Badge.

by Anonymous October 24, 2006

sympathy

to like somebody

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

sex pistol

a penis

"i shot off a round from my sex pistol last night"

by Anonymous October 07, 2003

Maradona

don diego

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

jizzmaster 5000

See also Spoon

by Anonymous October 06, 2003

fudge packing

the art of a man taking in the rear from another man. this is how the tootise roll was invented.

by Anonymous October 09, 2003

bong water

The water used in a bong. Contains no THC because THC is not water soluble. Do not drink the bong water.

When Steve hit the bong to hard he drank the bong water. He said it was fucking gross.

by anonymous May 13, 2005