blasted

blighted, ruined, damned, cursed

When the tornado hit, everything got blasted!

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

Hotmale

A witty pun used to describe internet male porn.

Little stuart went online to check his hotmales.

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

Fishing for brown trout

Anal sex

I wanted to try something new and my girlfriend said try fishing for brown Trout

by Anonymous September 05, 2003

wa gwan?

wos gwan in blud?

by Anonymous September 02, 2003

pity whore

someone who begs for other peoples pity when no one wants to give it to them. they feel sorry for themselves and expect everyone else to feel sorry for them too.

Sarah, a very ugly girl, told all of her friends at lunch about how someone said she was ugly. She was hoping that everyone would pity her and tell her that she was the most beautiful person ever because she is a pity whore.

by Anonymous October 07, 2003

non-offensive swears

When different words are used to replace obsenity to prevent people from being hurt by rude language.
Example:
shit=shiat, shiet/shite, shiote
hell= heck
ass= arse
bitch= biotch, biatch beeeaatch
bastard= bastoard
fuckin(g)= friggin, freakin, fookin
fuck= freak
damn= darn
suck= stink
oh my God!= Oh, my goosh.

Non-offensive way: Oh, my goosh. He stuck his finger up Chad's arse and pulled out a lump of Chad's shiet. Why the heck did he do that? I bet he's a freakin biatch.
Translation: Oh my God! He stuck his finger up Chad's ass and pulled out a lump of Chad's shit! What the Hell was he doing? I bet he's a fucking bitch.

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

scatfist

the practice of anal fisting with the added "sleeze" of a dirty anus

by Anonymous March 22, 2003