anonymous 's definitions

hessian

A person, often sporting a mullet, who is considered metal and a bit trashy.

There were so many hessians at the Maiden show.

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

dirge

the darkness

by Anonymous February 20, 2003

brown trout

Turd so named because of its smooth exterior enabling it to drift gracefully and noiselessly into the pan

by Anonymous April 27, 2006

Blocko

1.) A sexual virgin.

2.) A sexually repressed individual.

3.) A "man" who buys tampons for his "friend with benefits" while every other cock does her like there is no tomorrow.

4.) Jan, a male with a female name.

If you don't ravage that chick, I'm gonna have to call you Blocko.

You're suck a Jan.

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

Gurpin

1)The state of mind where one loses himself 2) to trip like a bitch 3) to spaz out

Hey Bob, stop gurpin like a crack feind!

by Anonymous November 8, 2001

freedom fries

Operation: Freedom Fries: An idiotic plan by people who think the french give a damn about the crappy name change. my god they need to think of better ways to get back at enemy countrys!

Dumbass: lets picket about french fries until every fucking resteraunt calls them freedom fries!
smart guy: No matter what they're still the same

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

statia

Loser. Shallow. Flake

God, Gary Coleman is such a statia

by Anonymous August 27, 2003