Definitions by anonymous

Stomach Mop 

Any article of clothing, old sheet, pillow case, towel, etc that is used to mop up ejaculate.

Aw shit. Lori must've used my favorite T-shirt as a stomach mop again. Goddammit, Era Plus won't even get that stain out.

Stomach Mop by Anonymous June 9, 2003

lambgoat.com 

Place where people with huge genitals post often.

Anonymous has no genitals, therefore so right to be on lambgoat.com

lambgoat.com by Anonymous June 9, 2003

ShaolinLambKiller 

beats on drums, has the largest ballsack known to mankind.

ShaolinLambKiller has a huge sack.

ShaolinLambKiller by Anonymous June 9, 2003

Heteruss

To be so gay, that Russ Jamison looks like a heterosexual.

WHOA, that guy is so ultra queer that he's a heteruss fag!

Heteruss by Anonymous June 9, 2003

Green, Virginia 

fat, and ugly

virginia green is fat and ugly

Green, Virginia by Anonymous June 9, 2003

krooked 

a person who went down to sainbury super market and bought a carrot and went home and fed it to his pet elephant who had only 3 legs.

Old bill peterson who lives down the road from me was krooked

krooked by Anonymous June 9, 2003

moogle 

Called "moguri" in Japanese, a name made by combining "mogura" (mole) and "koumori" (bat). Which pretty well describes them.

"Kono moguri wa kawaii desu ne!"

moogle by Anonymous June 9, 2003