j00n'ed

The act of having been owned by The Master Chief or The Puma. In any way, shape or form.

Jeff: Ouch.
TMC: I j00n'ed you!

by Anonymous November 04, 2003

crasterbation

Crying and masturbating at the same time.

Distraut after the biznitch dumped me, I hopped on the internet for some crasturbation

by Anonymous November 07, 2003

maserati

An expensive Italian engineered sports car. Maserati is owned by Ferrari.

My Maserati can outbeat any Porsche, Corvette, Viper, Firebird, Camaro, or Mustang!

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

korey

a hunk of burning love from ohio

"god korey has a nice butt!"
"thnx, i made it!!"

by Anonymous September 08, 2003

therapeutic

massage

by Anonymous September 08, 2003

Gurl Boo or Boi Boo

When someone says something to you that you aren't trying to hear, or dont agree with. It can end a conversation, disagreement, or a stupid comment said by an associate of yours. its like saying "Gurl please"

Person 1: Gurl i heard you was gettin crunk at pjs party last week

Person 2: Gurl Boo u know know i dont even get down like that

by anonymous December 07, 2004

butt rake

The word no one has any idea what it means after hearing it on the mikey show on rock 105.3

"Me and my friend used to do this thing called the butt rake when we were younger"

by ANONYMOUS March 30, 2005