anonymous 's definitions

jizz mopper

The worst job in the entire world

I'd rather clean the grease trap at McDonalds than be the Jizz Mopper at the Jiggly Room!

by Anonymous August 1, 2003

lifeguard

the waste of life who sits in a stand for 8 hrs a day. sometimes with no break. bitching about how the job is so hard when no one ever comes swimming there and all the life guard does is eat and burn things and talk shit on other people over the walkeeeeee talkeeeeeee

treasure lake life guards are lazy and I am one of them.

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

OMG_WUL

Fecal residue; clingon

That little piece of OMG_WUL that clings to your ass and you have to wiggle a little until you hear a PLOP.

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

plastic loser

one who has massive debts due to credit cards

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

haul ass

to suck, to be not good, to be bad or against your will, unfair

Damn! This hauls ass!

by Anonymous June 1, 2003

weed

what people smoke to get high and have fun and piss off the church bastards

smoke weed every day

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

giles

the word giles means piles in ryming slang

doc you have got to help me with these giles

by Anonymous March 11, 2003