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Soccer mom
An American bourgeois woman of the post baby boom generation, who, instead of reaping the benefits of the sexual revolution that her foremothers and sisters fought so hard for, sold out to the new patriarchy which promised stability in the form of white suburban neighborhoods, wordSUVwords, drive-through wordStarbuckswords and yearly trips on Carnival Cruise Line. The only dose of women's lib that transpired through their lifestyle is their endorsement of the the typically male dominated tradition of sport (usually soccer) onto their daughters. But don't be fooled - the fact that these women refer to themselves as "soccer MOMS" only reaffirms their sociological status as mere vessels for the incubation of their progeny.
I just got back from my high school reunion, and all the old cheerleaders are now lard-assed soccer moms.
Soccer mom by Anonymous July 23, 2003
bicycle
A vehicle that provides a scenic and effective form of exercise. A vehicle that does not use fossil fuel and takes up less space than a motor vehicle. A sustainable form of transportation.
Many overweight and out-of-shape people in the US could use a bicycle instead of defending their right to own a large fuel-chugging vehicle and blaming spikes in fuel prices on the Arabs. Obesity in Europe and Asia is much lower than in the US in part because many people travel by bicycle instead of by car.