anonymous 's definitions

kult

1. Variant spelling on the word "cult". Used in the metal music underground to describe music and behavior that is obscure or perceived to be obscure. Denotes alignment with status quo attitudes within the underground culture.

2. A catch-all word used by scenesters to justify absurd ideas, behavior, and according bands.

Also see:
dumbass
poser
football

Dude, the new (insert Blasphemy or Beherit variant here) is so fucking kult, dude!

by Anonymous January 5, 2003

subtarded

A term describing a person or endeavor that is of a lower standard than even the conventional definition of retarded.

Also:
Thornspawn
Black Witchery
football

I cannot believe that Osmose signed such subtarded bands.

by Anonymous January 5, 2003

Black Witchery

see subtarded

by Anonymous January 5, 2003

Thornspawn

see:
subtarded

by Anonymous January 5, 2003

toilet

the thing u poo in.. can't live w/ out them.. where else would u poo?

by Anonymous January 5, 2003

The Rectal Renaissance

When a man inserts his index and middle fingers into his parters anus, pulls it out, thrust his hand into the air and screams, "Shit by any other name would smell just as foul!"

Don't shake Ron's hand, he still has shit under his fingernails from the Rectal Rennasiannce.

by Anonymous January 5, 2003

Cheeser

A dirty vagina that's stench resembles that of cheese.

"The doctor said I have a infertious cheeser. I will have to undergo intense radiation for the next year and a half, afterwards I will probably be shot."

by Anonymous January 5, 2003